Monday, October 15, 2012

Heed My Warning...

I hate contacts. I loathe them in fact. My eyeballs were not meant for contacts. At all. I don't just put them in and then magically get to go about my day. No, I need a good 20 minutes for them to adjust or to not feel like my eyeballs are being scratched out by the Wicked Witch of the West. (she has super long nails, so I went with her)

I ran 4 miles today, and it's Monday.

So listen I know more than my "close" friends read this thing. I need a favor from the people that don't follow this. I need you to answer me a question IF you know anything that pertains to the question I'm about to ask. Eyelashes. The kind that you get threaded on. What's your take? Is it worth losing all your real eyelashes? I don't have hardly any as is!! Ready...Go! Crystal Michelle...I know your thoughts...I read a blog and this girl is addicted them. And I read another blog (I may read too many blogs) and another woman is getting them but her lashes are already so long. I don't get that shiiiiizzzz at all...but she annoys me. Did I just say that out loud?? Rude.

So after waiting for like almost a month, I got the scarves I ordered. Only, I got one that I ordered and the other came in the wrong color. I was waiting to decide whether or not I should give Very Jane a shout out and tell you to go order something through them because they have some seriously cute stuff and at really good prices but I don't think I want that on me. Heed my warning people.

Right now I have a toilet being picked up from our front yard by the garbage peeps. Thanks garbage man. And yes, that makes us officially WT.

This weekend I asked my husband for this necklace for Christmas. His reply sent me into a whirlwind of shock and awe. He said something like, "He already had a plan for me for Christmas." What the what?? Do you know what this means? That he has thought ahead. That a little 'plan ninja' has put something in his big brain. This is epic.

This may be the end of the world as we know it. 

I despise Santa sometimes. And his little elves. Well not Buddy. Buddy who likes to put syrup on his spaghetti and can make some seriously awesome paper snowflakes. Buddy got skills. Not that particular elf. Anyways...mostly Santa. Here is why?

Me - "Ella, if you were to ask Santa for one big gift would it be the itouch or the big Barbie Doll house?"
Ella - "Why would I ask Santa for just one? Santa can make anything. That would be dumb to ask him for just one big thing."
Me - "Well the "big" gifts take Santa a little bit longer to make. And he has a lot of gifts to make. So we should just ask Santa for one big gift and then some other smaller ones."
Ella - "Mom, Santa does not make the big gifts on his own. He has elves for that. So really they get them done pretty fast. I'm going to ask Santa for both."

 What the hell...

Speaking 10 year old still believes in Santa. I really don't know what to do here. I forget he believes in Santa sometimes. I just assumed when you turn a certain age there are some things that are just automatic. At ten, you now get just money for your birthday, sports cards are still allowed and the spirit of Christmas gets taken from you. I don't want to be the one to tell Jackson about Santa...Some punk kid in 4th grade told me. Why can't some punk kid in 5th grade tell him. Even worse, the punk kid tries to tell him and my sweet Jackson defends the jolly ol' man til the end and now Jackson looks like the fool.

I really don't know what to do here.

I have never done crack...however, I may have found a snack food that has the same effect. These are tha bomb diggity. For real...I. Can't. Stop.

My mom is also tha bomb diggity. The End.

I made this last night. I will give it a 4 out of a 10. It has potential though. I think if you add some things that the recipe doesn't call for....(more cream cheese or spag/pizza sauce or cream of mush sauce) It could easily be an 8. Just my thoughts.

My curling iron went to it's resting place this weekend. I have had it for like 10 years though. It was just a 1 1/2 inch barrel curling iron. Nothing special about it but I need to buy another one soon to replace it. Question: Is it better to get a curling iron again and any recommendations or a straightener that can also curl my hair? I read that if I have a straightener with curved ends that it would be able to curl my hair really well. And I don't want to buy a really super expensive product either. Help....Erin Butcher. ;-)

The fam bam and I went to an ice hockey game Friday night. It was free fun that we couldn't pass up. But if I'm being honest, I went for the cold. I'm serious. I hate this weather. I want the cold. At this point I will take chilly. I will settle for anything 72 and below. So....we went. And it was fun.....and chilly.

I'm kidnapping two of my nephews in a little while. Mission 'Mom You are Friggin' Awesome' in full effect. 

Some Pics from my weekend!! Have a good week!


  1. I dont care what you say :) The eyelashes are GREAT when you have them on, and if you can afford to keep them on and go to the Lash Lounge to get them on.. For me I have lashes already but Ohhh how wonderful it is to just wake up and have these thick beautiful full lashes where your make up only takes 5 minutes IF that.. But, they pull out all your eyelashes.. good person to ask is Becca. See what she says about them, she has been wearing fake lashes now and will not go with out them.. OH and Tammy & Lana Rust same thing.. They wear them 24/7 - They are so wonderful to have on.. so wonderful & pretty..

  2. dont do it natural with mascara is more than enough you will regret it if it becomes something you have to do and dont have any if your own someday just my opinion love me